tiktoksthataregood-ish:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

fuckmountain2:

fuckmountain2:

huh?

splicky:

hexpress:

kaijuno:

WHY

these people are so far divorced from the best interests of humanity it’s insane

An intruder breaks into my home and tries to use my smart toilet but they fail the anal print scan which switches the smart toilet into attack mode

kibumkim:

im this post having no notes

omghotmemes:

This is what he would have wanted

rosecrystal:

if you say “i love you” a lot it loses its meaning? bitch does the sun lose its light just because it rises every morning?

asgarddropout:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

girlsclothes:

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

two trucks practicing social distancing

ASDFGHJKLFGHJDSFHGA

thischick25:

just-shower-thoughts:

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

picsthatmakeyougohmm: